Jeg skal til Sør-Afrika på påskeferie :-)
Hei
Jeg skal på utvidet påskeferie iår og det blir 3 ukers tur til Sør-Afrika for å besøke svigers. Hvis teknologien samarbeider vil det bli lagt ut noen bilder i mobilbloggen min http://gardmobile.blogspot.com/ . Jeg tar med min trofaste laptop (Bjarne 5.) og jeg kommer kanskje til å være litt online :-) Dersom du vil lese litt om Johannesburg er det bare å sjekke mitt forrige reisebrev: http://gardkarlsen.com/johannesburg_south_africa_2004.htm
Her er noen fraser om Sør-Afrika
1. You can eat half dried meat and not be considered disgusting….dette heter biltong og er som fenalår J
2. Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid.
3. You get to buy a new car every 3 months and the insurance company even pays for it.
4. You can experience s**t service in eleven official languages.
5. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches?
6. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry they are by dancing.
7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cell phone, change CDs, drink a beer, put on make-up, read the newspaper and smoke, all at the same time while driving a car at 160kph in a 60kph zone.
8. Great accent. (!!!)
9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most dangerous city in the world.
10. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your house….svigers har selvfølgelig gitter foran alle dører og vinduer
11. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.
12. The tow-trucks are the first on the scene for most major crimes, without being called.The police you have to call about three times.
13. Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins.
14. Illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate is too high.
15. The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you've just reported.
16. A murderer gets a 6 month sentence and a pirate TV viewer 2 years.
17. The prisoners strike and get to vote in elections!
18. The police stations have panic buttons to call armed response when they are burgled.
19. Police cars are fitted with immobilisers and gearlocks!
Mvh
Gard
http://gardkarlsen.com - reisebrev og bilder
Jeg skal på utvidet påskeferie iår og det blir 3 ukers tur til Sør-Afrika for å besøke svigers. Hvis teknologien samarbeider vil det bli lagt ut noen bilder i mobilbloggen min http://gardmobile.blogspot.com/ . Jeg tar med min trofaste laptop (Bjarne 5.) og jeg kommer kanskje til å være litt online :-) Dersom du vil lese litt om Johannesburg er det bare å sjekke mitt forrige reisebrev: http://gardkarlsen.com/johannesburg_south_africa_2004.htm
Her er noen fraser om Sør-Afrika
1. You can eat half dried meat and not be considered disgusting….dette heter biltong og er som fenalår J
2. Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid.
3. You get to buy a new car every 3 months and the insurance company even pays for it.
4. You can experience s**t service in eleven official languages.
5. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches?
6. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry they are by dancing.
7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cell phone, change CDs, drink a beer, put on make-up, read the newspaper and smoke, all at the same time while driving a car at 160kph in a 60kph zone.
8. Great accent. (!!!)
9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most dangerous city in the world.
10. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your house….svigers har selvfølgelig gitter foran alle dører og vinduer
11. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.
12. The tow-trucks are the first on the scene for most major crimes, without being called.The police you have to call about three times.
13. Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins.
14. Illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate is too high.
15. The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you've just reported.
16. A murderer gets a 6 month sentence and a pirate TV viewer 2 years.
17. The prisoners strike and get to vote in elections!
18. The police stations have panic buttons to call armed response when they are burgled.
19. Police cars are fitted with immobilisers and gearlocks!
Mvh
Gard
http://gardkarlsen.com - reisebrev og bilder